The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy Bb F Bb F Pity the poor man, pity the sad man Bb F Bb F Pity the green man, who couldn't afford to orgy Bb F Bb F Pity the policeman, pity the snowman Bb F Bb F G C G C A D A D Pity the woman, who couldn't afford to orgy Good for the postman, good for the con man Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy If it's a problem, getting together Leave it alone, it's the easiest way Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever Nothing like living real dangerously Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy Seems such a bother, one thing or another Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy by: José Duarte jtduarte1@gmail.com